Ralph Nader is useless

everyone knows that there is a republican and democratic candidate in the presidential elections. but what some people don't know is that there is also an independent candidate. the one for this election (and like the last five elections) is ralph nader. I guess you gotta give him credit for actually running, but lets face it, hes never gonna win. hes kinda like that one person they had on american idol that relly suckd but they made it relly far... sanjay something. Hes also like those two endpieces on the loaf of bread, you can put them in there, but no ones ever gonna eat them. So the point is that hes a useless piece of crap.

Saturday night live

The funniest show on tv is saturday night live. i watch it evry other saturday when its live because its so friggin funny. i used to watch it when chris farley was on too. he was insane. my favorite skit he did was the one where hes the motivational speaker (you hav to see it). too bad he had to friggin die. today the funniest part is the weekend update. it has amy poehler and seth meyers. they basically make fun of everything thats in the news. they also do this relly funny part where they say relly like a million times. its hilarious, you gotta watch it. also tina fey is insane at imitating sarah palin.

Why Obama is better than McCain

Obama is soo much cooler than Mccain. Mccain is older than dirt and dumber than a door knob. If he is elected were all gonna die. Obama is not that old so he can still count to ten. Hes also relly smart and can say a complete sentence without drooling, unlike Mccain. Mccain wont shut the heck up about being in the Vietnam war. We get it, you were in a war, no one cares. Obama is better because he knows when to stop talking. By the way, i came up with this idea first so evryone else is a copyer and im better than you. Mccain also looks like a turtle so u shoodnt vote for him. Obama looks like a monkey so hes cooler. The only reason anyone is gonna vote for mccain is so Tina Fey can keep imitating Sarah Palin on SNL. By the way, mccain is gonna die b4 he gets elected. he also duznt hav fuzzy hair.(jessie made me put that)

sixth hour

I agree with olivia that michael is crazy for joining the FIA. It duznt exist people, get a friggin life. i dont know about you but all we talk about in this class is the fielder buck and invading other classes and stoning august. its kinda anoying to normal people. and if your gonna stone him, get it over with! the funnest part of this class is going to the computer lab and doing nothing the whole hour. its good to get away from all the talking about death and the fielder buck. can you tell i hav no idea wut to blog about?